1)  He is almost guaranteed to always be “half naked”

2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up

3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?

4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly

5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.

6.) He doesn’t speak as if he lives in the early 1900’s *cough, Edward, cough*

7.) He can be your pet  dog AND your boyfriend at the same time

8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie

9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants

10.) Jacobs a more “in” name than Edward

11.) If you didn’t have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you

12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he won’t feel it)

13.) He kisses spontaneously

14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hugs-

15.) He doesn’t stalk Bella ( i.e. watching her sleep)

16.) Because Jacob doesn’t want to drink your blood

17.) If you were stuck on an Island with no warm clothes you could cut some of his hair off and make yourself a coat.

18.) If your lips were about to fall off, he would be willing to warm them up for you

19.) Jacob likes Bella for who she is not what she smells like

20.) Because people who sparkle are verging on the homosexuality boundary (Unlike Jake)